honey bunches of taint.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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