I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My vagina is officially offended.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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