It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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