Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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