Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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