This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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