Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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