i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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