You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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