I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
