She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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