Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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