I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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