have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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