Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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