3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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