bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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