Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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