I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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