so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
one might say we're banned from that church
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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