My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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