I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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