you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize