how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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