can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize