I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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