Whod you bang
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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