I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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