So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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