He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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