Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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