Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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