Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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