plz talk dirty to me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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