At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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