How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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