no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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