True but thats because hes a fetus.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize