are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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