she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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