so that wasnt chicken after all
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
