I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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