How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
