Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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