I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
