so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm both gender and math confused
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