They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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