He uses pillows to masturbate.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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