A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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