Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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