DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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