I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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