I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ladies don't puke and tell
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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