i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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