She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Did I show you my penis last night?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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