Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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