apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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