Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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