never play flip cup with pint glasses
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It was a blind-side dick pic.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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